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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use? Ill-gotten gains"
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"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"
"Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it."
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"If our feet had mouths then they'd be walkie talkies."
"What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer"
"Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable... ... because the main character is a bitch."
"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."
"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."