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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps."

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot."

"I bought some shoes... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?"

"I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision"

"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"

"Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks."

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."