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Joke of the Day
"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"
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"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."
"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."
"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."
"""Yes, I'm still single and underemployed, but at least I'm not MARRYING CHARLES MANSON"" --women at family holiday gatherings from now on"
"Every human being on earth has mentally retained far too many of the lyrics to ""Barbie Girl."""
"How much blow can Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."
"My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n."