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Joke of the Day
"What were Marco Rubio's first words? ""Hello, World!"""
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"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"I guess this is why they don't let kids be lawyers You just know one would've gotten Jared off."
"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs..."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper!"
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder"