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Joke of the Day

"Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn... and I don't believe in bullshit"

"What has a hazelnut in every bite? SQUIRREL SHIT!"

"Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no"

"Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses? They never show a prophet."

"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"

"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"