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Joke of the Day

"Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn... and I don't believe in bullshit"

"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."

"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."

"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"

"Your mama's so fat she faces an increased risk of heart disease and type II diabetes."

"As soon as you take a single slice of pizza... ...there's no longer enough to go around."

"Dark humor is like a child with cancer, It never gets old."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes \*whack* ""Fuck."" The other goes ""Fuck."" \*whack*"

"What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."