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Joke of the Day

"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."

"You auto complete me."

"What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock? Ewe, crank that soldier boy!"

"They found a mysterious hole in the fence of our local nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."

"I wonder if they ever considered calling it Jerry & Ben's."

"I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king."

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"