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Joke of the Day
"I spent the night in jail for refusing to take a nap. They said that I was resisting a rest."
Next Joke
"If bananas have potassium... Does that mean potatoes have banassium?"
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, ""God, I wish I had your willpower"""
"Once you go black you'll sit in the back"
"Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis. I swear that's the last time I sing ""You ain't nothin but a hound dog"""
"Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane."
"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"
"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""
"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"