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Joke of the Day

"""Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey the Bear have any children?"" ""I give up, why?"" ""Because every time Mrs. Bear gets hot Mr. Bear throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel."""

"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."

"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"Confession: I have dipped cheese into softer cheese."

"What do you call a gay man's balls? Mud flaps"

"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"

"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."

"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."

"Remember kids, dark humour is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"