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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey."
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"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."
"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."
"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
"What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong"
"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."
"My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out they were firefighters."
"Kleptomaniacs are the worst hecklers. They always steal the punch..."