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Joke of the Day
"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."
Next Joke
"Honey, does the baby do parkour? ""No"" she says. He replies ""then he fell out the window""."
"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"
"True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted"
"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
"What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke? Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window"
"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."
"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"