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Joke of the Day
"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."
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"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."
"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."
"Who took the spoopy from the spoopy jar? mr skeltal"
"A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. ""Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."" The mechanic has a look under the car. ""Your alignment is off."""
"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"
"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."
"I haven't gotten laid all year and its not even 2017 yet"
"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"
"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."