185184
Joke of the Day
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."
Next Joke
"Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says, ""Wow, what great cervix!"""
"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."
"Hey baby, do you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."
"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it."
"I just got booed off stage by a bunch of jerks that didn't appreciate my humor. That's the last time I'll do a eulogy."
"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""