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Joke of the Day
"A redditor got a girlfriend"
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"Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."
"[At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL"
"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."
"What's the similarity between snooker and sex? If red covers pink, go for the brown."
"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"
"My kid has slept over at Jared Fogle's house plenty of times and there's never been a problem. And as long as Jared keeps my Subway card full of points he will continue not having any problems."
"Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time."
"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."