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Joke of the Day

"On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast. Although it was only plane yogurt."

"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."

"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"

"Have you seen the new film called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."

"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."

"I just stopped by the Apple store to use the restroom. iPeed."