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Joke of the Day

"On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast. Although it was only plane yogurt."

"I just joined a Tourettes Club took 5 hours to get sworn in..."

"Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."

"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."

"Just found out that ""3 Men and a Baby"" isn't a movie about Jesus's birth."

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"

"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."