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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."

"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"

"Did you hear about Linda Lovelace's grandmother? She went down on the Titanic."

"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."

"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."

"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""

"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."

"I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend."

"wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!"

"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."