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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"Can you honor Maya Angelou by not pretending that you knew much about her?"

"is that a banana in your pocket or oh cool yeah good source of potassium."

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"

"The purest love in the world exists between a rapper and his exotic fish tank."

"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"

"HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES"

"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."

"Did you hear about the great Alphabet war of 1938? The last letter of the alphabet declared war on all the not-zs."