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Joke of the Day

"Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death."

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."

"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."

"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"""I work with computers."" ""Do you know a lot about computers?"" ""I know they're heavy."" (forgot the comics name, he was on Jay Leno long ago)"

"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."

"What do you call a laughing mayonnaise? lmayo ahh"

"*buying a dog* Is this a good dog? ""Oh yeah, very good dog."" Do any tricks? ""No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."""

"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."

"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"