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Joke of the Day

"What did the hooker say in the shower after a long day at work? That was a huge load off my back"

"What separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."

"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."

"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."

"The sound of thunder is no longer Thor's hammer. It's a pissed-off Lady-Thor stomping round Asgard and noisily filling the dishwasher while she waits for someone to ask her what's wrong..."

"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"

"Curveball What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? . . . . Decaf coffee."

"I just found out that those cows from the Chick-Fil-A commercials teach black people how to text."

"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."