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Joke of the Day

"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""

"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"

"What causes something to go up and then down? Viagra falls"

"""We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls.""- President Barack Obamasaurus"

"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"

"Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia? They've got to get their 72 virgins *somewhere*"

"[Sees girl watching Star Wars] ""Oh I love that movie, the way"" *starts to sweat* ""All those stars are at war with each other"""

"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."

"If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off... It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs."

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"