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Joke of the Day
"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."
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"What does it take to be a president of Russia? Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In"
"How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""
"My favorite party game is taking a drink every time I feel insecure amidst the surrounding group of people."
"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"
"Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because they're only cool when they're underground."
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"