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Joke of the Day

"I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'."

"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."

"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."

"What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian."

"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."

"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."

"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"

"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"

"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"