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Joke of the Day

"If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear."

"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."

"Did you hear about the 4th place winner with the muscle condition? Even though he didn't rank in the top three he still got atrophy."

"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"

"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. I returned it. Now where to spend my $608?"

"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."

"How do you know your sister is on her period?..... Your father's dick tastes like blood..."

"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"