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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"

"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"

"Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password."

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"

"If you were a Canadian and I were a Canadian and we bumped into each other, who would apologize first? I'm not a Canadian so get out of my fucking way! I'm Walking Here!"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"

"Chivalrous Indian"

"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."

"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."

"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."