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Joke of the Day

"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"

"My grandfather always used to say that to really know a person, you have to walk in his shoes. He had six hundred and nine pairs when they finally caught him."

"NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs... Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'."

"A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry."

"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."

"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"

"The problem with Australia is that it's full of scary reptiles... Tony Abbot for example."

"How do Baroque composers tweet? Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry"

"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"

"What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters"