199718

Joke of the Day

"It may not be ""politically correct"" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators."

"Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle Utd Movie: Own goal"

"Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab Hot, jucy, and dangerous."

"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"

"Every day I learn something new as a parent. Today I learned I can't sit through my daughter's violin recital without a desire to die."

"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."

"why does X always get to mark the spot? i bet Q would like a turn"

"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"

"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."

"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"