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Joke of the Day

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""

"pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them"

"How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !"

"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."

"What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!"

"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."

"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."

"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb... It's quite an obscure number you probably would not have heard of it."