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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix pie and onions? Opinions!"

"How did the German dad scold his son for eating too much frozen dessert? QUIT Haagen-Dazs ICE CREAMS!"

"AGE 18: There's someone special out there for you! AGE 28: You'll find them one day! AGE 38: It'll happen! DEAD: Just be patient!"

"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"

"Where do onions fight? In the onion ring!"

"What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"

"how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy? Cracker wanna poly?"

"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."