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Joke of the Day

"Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from."

"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"

"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"

"Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."

"I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."

"You know, this conspiracy with the Patriots has left me deflated."

"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."