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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend: You know you can..... Boyfriend: You know you can be a real bitch. Girlfriend: I have been called worse. Boyfriend: Like what? Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!"

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"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
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".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"
"What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots"
"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"
"I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word."
"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."