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Joke of the Day
"Clearly I have no shame but thanks for asking. You must be new here."
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"What's the best part about sex with a 5 year old? Watching them break down on the witness stand."
"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."
"So a baby seal runs into a club... ..."
"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."
"I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though."
"People who say they don't know how to lie are lying."
"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."
"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"
"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."