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Joke of the Day

"I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned."

"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."

"You guys! I'm so excited, I just hooked up with my crush from middle school. ...but now she keeps calling me expecting me to show up at her graduation."

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A BABOOM!"

"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."

"What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator."

"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."

"Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."