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Joke of the Day
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser. The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips."
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"Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. ... ... Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush."
"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"
"Where did Noah keep his termites? In a plastic bag."
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"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"
"A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'"