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Joke of the Day
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"What's the difference between eating out pussy and drinking American Beer? Pussy only tastes like piss in the beginning."
"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."
"sometimes i sleep naked just in case leonardo dicaprio breaks in and wants to charcoal sketch me"
"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked on purpose"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone."