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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""

"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"Me: Why am I suddenly sick? Friend: Probably the change in the Weather [earlier] Weather: *uncharacteristically puts poison in my coffee*"

"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"

"If you hear one of the high piano keys repeating slowly, you're either watching a trailer for a horror movie, or you are a parent."

"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."