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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing stronger than love... Except Rayleigh, Rayleigh is slower but stronger"

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"Sometimes I put a ""for sale"" sign in my neighbor's yard and pray the power of suggestion works."

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"I like my women how I like my wine... ...Locked down in the basement"

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? Fuck you, none of your business. Am I being detained?"

"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"Dad, how could you? I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"