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Joke of the Day
"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"
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"I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant... It's called Vladimir Poutine."
"What do you call a fat alcoholic? A heavy drinker."
"TIL TIL means TIL"
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishment."
"So a man comes into a bar.... no wait it was a horse So a man comes into a horse"
"Knock knock! Who's there? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton who? ...Who's asking?"
"You cant run through a campground .. You can only ran ... because it's past tents."
"I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia."