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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"Your Honor it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know I didn't see her license plate!"

"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"ClickBait, don't click on it are you serious?"

"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."

"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."

"The sausage mogul Jimmy Dean has passed away. Someone just sent me the link!!!!"

"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"

"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."