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Joke of the Day
"The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment Jar Jar Binks is the best character."
Next Joke
"Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total."
"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."
"*training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower."
"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
"I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I need to quit masturbating I asked why and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets. My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace."
"Fox news host reacts to Caitlyn Jenner ... http://i.imgur.com/1ALkAky.gifv"
"I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza."