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Joke of the Day
"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in three weeks. She told me not to interrupt her."
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"[Airport security supervillain screening] AGENT: Spell 'haha' ME: OK, 'M',-- AGENT: ur under arrest"
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"Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" Teacher:"" Of course not."" Student: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework."""