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Joke of the Day

"Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout. I woke up this morning with a huge correction."

"Damn girl are you Jewish! Cuz these balls are matzoh."

"Dark humor is like food Not everybody gets it"

"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"

"That gunk in your eyes when you wake up is dried ghost ejaculate."

"Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')"

"What did one Jewish bird say to the other? ""Cheep"""

"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""

"What did the boy pee say to the girl pee? Urine angel."

"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."