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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirates favorite article of clothing? His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me."

"Other parents do back-to-school pics of kids holding signs w/ their grade on it & mine are just a series of selfies w/ me & the bus driver."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!"

"With so many unhappy married couples and a 50% divorce rate, I think it's pretty obvious that Americans don't breed well in captivity."

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"

"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."

"They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss."