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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""

"A woman is out fishing with her husband... As she's sitting in the boat, she asks ""Honey, do you have any more of those little floatey bobber thingies? Mine keep sinking."""

"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"

"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."

"Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium"

"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."

"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"

"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."

"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."