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Joke of the Day

"Father's Day Fun: 1) Walk up to a complete stranger at lunch with his family. 2) Hug him. 3) Tell him 'Happy Father's Day dad'! 4) Run."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"

"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."

"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."

"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"

"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"Facial scrubs with bits of fruit in them are a pretty big ""fuck you!"" to third world countries."