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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orgy with six paraplegics? A threesome."
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"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."
"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"
"I've just noticed my wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing She's behind with the washing."
"For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once..."
"What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
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"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"
"Don't leave me alone. Alone: I have a boyfriend."