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Joke of the Day

"I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"

"Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?"

"I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent."

"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"

"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."

"Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls."

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."

"Tron's full name was Tronald"

"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."