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Joke of the Day

"I called my friend in North Korea and asked how he was. He said he couldn't complain."

"What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)"

"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."

"What do you call a half native pirate? Metis"

"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."

"I sexually identify as a counter strike. I find this globally offensive."

"Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins."

"I'm still not convinced that ""the club"" is a real place. Rap songs might as well be about hanging out in Westeros."

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."

"There was a body of a man found in a manhole in New York. Authorities determined his death was a sewercide."