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Joke of the Day

"Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common? Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all."

"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."

"What do you call a group of dead geologists? Mineral Spirits"

"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."

"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a cock down a throat."

"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."

"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."

"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."