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Joke of the Day

"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"

"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."

"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? It's true! He had a left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear."

"""Follow your dreams!"" - someone born into money"

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."

"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."

"Trump Brand Condoms! Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have sex."

"The impossibility of accepting the offer of a quick drink without first pretending to check your watch"