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Joke of the Day
"What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison?? Chili CON Carne!"
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"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."
"What do you call 6.022*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"
"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"
"What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate"
"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."
"What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? ""O.K. you asked for it"" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt."
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"