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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
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"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."
"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."
"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."
"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."
"One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value."
"Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should've considered."
"Do vegetarian cops... ....go on stakeouts?"
"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"
"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""