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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga.... To which I replied ""is that some sort of a legal term?"""

"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."

"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."

"My ex told me that I was gonna die alone... I told her she was wrong because I would die while making out with a shotgun."

"My neighbor asked me to keep an eye on his house while he's out of town. I've already texted him ""Your house isn't on fire"" 42 times."

"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"

"Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me. I've been practicing my poker face. Can we try again?"

"I'll bet you, like me, average the most ""uh""s per sentence when ordering at a fast food drive thru."

"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"