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Joke of the Day

"Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: ""You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2."" The Subordinate: ""Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."""

"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away."

"STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*"

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"

"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."

"Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win."

"Q: What does a computer eat when it's hungry? A: Chips -- one byte at a time."

"Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill really pisses me off. Now its only worth 2 more then a $10 bill..."