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Joke of the Day

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"Time travel jokes never get old."

"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"

"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""

"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""

"I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM... ...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes."

"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"

"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."