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Joke of the Day
"I just bought my first girlfriend online I got her off E-Bae"
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"I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is ""love"" but it's actually ""floor"" ."
"A Chess Shop A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece. The manager says, ""Oh sure. Take a rook."""
"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."
"What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan."
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"
"Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway."
"Just had too much fun with a woman who lost her son named ""Marco"" in the supermarket just now."
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"